1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaking of characters, we're going to get into that right now. Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons! I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He, him, also with me today is Amy More. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Yeah, she, her, and I'll be playing Arr. 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I can't wait to find out who Arr is. 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Also with us is Karla Maxted. 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,000 She, her, playing mystery. 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Spooky ghost. And Tom Laird. 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 He, him, playing a large question mark. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Wow. 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:40,000 We've got just all spectrums of people going on tonight, but also with us is our patrons. 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Yay! 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Those fun people. Thank you for being here. 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 So excited. 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:53,000 This is the second live show of 2023. We just decided we're going to do it and then we stuck to it. Look at us go. 14 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 We did it. 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 We made plans and followed through. It doesn't sound like me. 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 We put it on the calendar. That's what we did. 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Well, if it's on the calendar. 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Rolled it into the schedule. 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,000 If you are listening to this in the future, I hope everything's going well in the future. 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:15,000 But also you should come join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where you get you get invited to all of these great, great live shows. 21 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,000 As well as all the great bonus content and the discord where you get to talk to all the people in the chat. 22 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Like Jess who says do it. It's hecking good. 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 It's hecking good. 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 It's hecking good. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Quick, no pressure. Quick, good or bad testimonials. 26 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Mostly good. 27 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I mean, throw some criticism in there. I can take it today on my last day of school. 28 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 I'm going to shit about anything right now. 29 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 What a long con Cat Waterflame would be pulling on us. 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,000 If she gave us a just a harsh, brutal review right now. 31 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Pour us apart. 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Just pulling one name. 33 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 But Cat has been with us like day one since. 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Yeah, like for so long. 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Throw it on in the background and get nothing done. 36 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Too much fun. 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 That's from Pauly. 38 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 We're a bit distracted. 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 LA, great community with lots of subjects to discuss. 40 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Like gardening is one of them. 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Gardening, pets, tattoos. 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Books. 43 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Food. 44 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Books, music. 45 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Cat, the only problem I have with this podcast is the fact that it ends too soon. 46 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 What are you talking about? 47 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 It's always and forever. 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Things are going on. 49 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah, just behind the scenes right now. 50 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Do you want us to save that one at layout, Sam? 51 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Not enough pregnancies. 52 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 You know, we're doing what we can. 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I mean, we have to take the good and the bad comments. 54 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Also, though, we've got to put that... 55 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Destructive criticism. 56 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 We've got to start putting that back on patrons, though, 57 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 because that ship has sailed for me. 58 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 And Carla, I don't know if you're interested. 59 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 No, it's... 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Yeah. 61 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 It's too late for me. 62 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Sam, oh my God, you're so funny. 63 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Yeah, we just have to learn how to roll for it. 64 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 That's right. 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Potatoes. 66 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Oh, yes. 67 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Thank you, Ruben. 68 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 You're right. 69 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 That is a great comment. 70 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 The racking says super supportive. 71 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 It's true. 72 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 It's nice, but also funny and also sweet. 73 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Thank you for coming to the live show where we just make ourselves feel better. 74 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 So thank you for that. 75 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Totally. 76 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Not local, though. 77 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Well, we're trying. 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 We're trying to be places. 79 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Maybe someday. 80 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 You can't be local for everyone. 81 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 That's true. 82 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Unless your version of local means something different. 83 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 It's a world. 84 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 It's a world. 85 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 We're citizens of the world. 86 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 So we're local for everybody, obviously. 87 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Global D&D. 88 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 So thank you for being here. 89 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Hopefully you come join us. 90 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 That would be lovely. 91 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 And you get to meet all these lovely people. 92 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 But as we do with improv shows, we... 93 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Don't know what's happening. 94 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Don't know what's happening. 95 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:51,000 And that's where we need not only the chat to tell us how great they think this community 96 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 is, but also tell us how to play this game. 97 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 So I've asked everybody to get dice ready. 98 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 You have your dice ready. 99 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 So we're going to roll for characters. 100 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 We did this once before, and it was a whole heck of a lot of fun. 101 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 And we're going to do it again. 102 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 So let's start. 103 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Who wants to go first? 104 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Not it. 105 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Just said Carla. 106 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Carla's going first. 107 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I like it when you take charge. 108 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 It's really sexy. 109 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 One, two, three, four, five, six. 110 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 We've got six names on this list. 111 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 So we've got six names on this list. 112 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 We've got, of course, all of the characters that Carla has played. 113 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 And if I've forgotten any, there's just too many to list. 114 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 And that's not my problem. 115 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Won't fit in a D6. 116 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 There is no D7. 117 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 That's right. 118 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 So we need a D6. 119 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 From the first one that has rolled, Pauly beat us to it. 120 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 So we got also a four. 121 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Two fours. 122 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 It's got to be it. 123 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Lipsinki was one. 124 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Nularaaaa was two. 125 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Lex was three. 126 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Elia is four. 127 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yay. 128 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Which level? 129 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Like a level 20? 130 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 You want a level 20, Elia? 131 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 So 20. 132 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Wait, just hold on. 133 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Your Elia. 134 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 We're just going to bucket it, and we're just going to say you're Elia for now. 135 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 We'll figure out high or low later. 136 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Let's see where everybody comes in. 137 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 I have to adjust my thing. 138 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 High or low? 139 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Fuck. 140 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah, that's right. 141 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Let's go around my view here and go to Tom. 142 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Tom, we've got four. 143 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So we need a D4 rolled for Tom. 144 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Also, I think Tom needs to kind of pick up the slack a little bit more. 145 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:20,000 If like Karla and I have like six characters here and he's rolling on four. 146 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Excuse me, I don't hear you DMing a side scroller game for Patreon. 147 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 No, you don't. 148 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Forever appreciate you for that. 149 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Yummy. 150 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I like how we just had it locked in. 151 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 You did. 152 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 You were just waiting for the day. 153 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Oh, if she comments about my character around. 154 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 He had that one in the tank since 2019. 155 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Oh, and Ruben, he's got your back, Tom. 156 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Literally plays two characters at the same time. 157 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Forgets which one he's playing all the time. 158 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Fair point. 159 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Who knows who he's playing at the same time? 160 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:59,000 But it looked like a two was first through and then two ones, which put them together. 161 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 It's also a two. 162 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 So we have Perseus. 163 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Perseus. 164 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,000 We also had Flint, Moot, and of course, a fan favorite, Meredith Graham. 165 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 It's still his favorite character to play. 166 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:15,000 The character I do a stupid voice for for a one-off, of course. 167 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Tom, you'll do it for like 10 minutes. 168 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 It's fine. 169 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 There's no way that character's coming back. 170 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Ah, yes. 171 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 That makes me happy. 172 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I love Perseus. 173 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 We'll see about that, Amy. 174 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 There it is. 175 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 See, that's the one. 176 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 He goes right into it. 177 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 It's good. 178 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 It's natural. 179 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Season three, here we come. 180 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Don't forget how. 181 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Let's have Tom Talks at home. 182 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Okay, Amy, also four options. 183 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 So we need a D4. 184 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 D4. 185 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 For Amy, we got a three. 186 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Three's my favorite number. 187 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Oh, wow. 188 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 There we go. 189 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 So this is keeping it sort of in a wheelhouse. 190 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Three was fast. 191 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 So we've got Nighthunter. 192 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Nighthunter at three. 193 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Boastring was four. 194 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 If you want to choose your favorite between Cat and L.A. 195 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Why can't you? 196 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 You can't make me choose. 197 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 No, we were pushed through there. 198 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Which one do you guys want more? 199 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Just like throw a name out there. 200 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Nighthunter. 201 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 There we go. 202 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I meant multiple people, but okay, Nighthunter. 203 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yep. 204 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I'm just being silly, okay? 205 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Shut up, Sam. 206 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I can't play Carl. 207 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Can't happen. 208 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Can't play Carl. 209 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Maybe we are on a honeymoon. 210 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Perseus, just third wave it along. 211 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 There we go. 212 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 We've got Elia. 213 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 We've got Nighthunter. 214 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 We've got Perseus. 215 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 So Perseus only had one iteration. 216 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 So I feel like we go low for those ones, right? 217 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Yeah, makes sense. 218 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Because Perseus wasn't incredibly high. 219 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Super high level. 220 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 He was like mid-teens, early teens. 221 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I mean, I see level 16. 222 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Oh, wow. 223 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Okay, then Elia and Nighthunter. 224 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Do what you will. 225 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 You pick. 226 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Also live show, so let's just like. 227 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Let's just. 228 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Oh yeah, that's true. 229 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I mean, you're probably not even going to look at your character sheet from here on 230 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 out. 231 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Also true. 232 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 I don't get to fight, but I'm a fighter. 233 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 All right, we need, where do we want to start? 234 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Let's start with a location. 235 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Where is this happening? 236 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 We don't yet know that it's the honeymoon. 237 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 We could get there. 238 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Might not. 239 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 We're not really on our honeymoon when we're level 10. 240 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 No, that's true. 241 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 No, we're still flirting. 242 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 We're just progressing. 243 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 We're just progressing through things. 244 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Amy, pick a location. 245 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 What's jumping out to you? 246 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 What's jumping out to me? 247 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah. 248 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Please don't make me decide. 249 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Roll the dice. 250 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Okay. 251 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 What number? 252 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I'm going to roll a D6. 253 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 All right. 254 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 It doesn't matter. 255 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 It was a six. 256 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Do we have six up there? 257 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Port City. 258 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Waterfall. 259 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Backroom office. 260 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Newspaper office. 261 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Exotic port town named Flaternouge. 262 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:49,000 It couldn't have gone better. 263 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 What are we doing? 264 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 What's going on in Flaternouge? 265 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 What brings our three adventurers here? 266 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:03,000 There's perhaps a festival, one year anniversary, a specific item. 267 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 They've been recruited. 268 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 What's feeling good for everybody? 269 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Give me my why. 270 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 I always want to answer. 271 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I'm like, oh, what about... 272 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 I know, right? 273 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 This isn't for us. 274 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Oh, my God. 275 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Birthday shopping for Opal. 276 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Tom, what's jumping out to you? 277 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Ooh, I'm going to say summer car show, but like summer carriage show. 278 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Putting a little spin on it. 279 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 All right. 280 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Like pimp my carriage. 281 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Exactly. 282 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 All right. 283 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,000 So our adventurers, Elia, Night Hunter, and Perseus have come to Flaternouge, the 284 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:43,000 exotic port town for the summer carriage show, which Flaternouge is well known for. 285 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Something goes wrong in Flaternouge. 286 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 At the summer carriage show. 287 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 That requires the assistance. 288 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 We've been looking forward to it all year. 289 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 It's biannual, which I am hoping right now. 290 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 My brain says that that's only every two years. 291 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 That is only every two years. 292 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Carla. 293 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Yes. 294 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,000 There's excessive flat tires there, too, as well. 295 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 So we've got missing tires and flat tires. 296 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Which is jumping out to you as the problem in Flaternouge. 297 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Someone just murdered in a carriage. 298 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Okay. 299 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Maybe give it half a second here. 300 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 There's some late game ads. 301 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Random people keep getting fired. 302 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Miss Daniel's got to burn me a little bit. 303 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Well, I mean, it's a very common problem. 304 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Blah, blah, blah. 305 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 People keep punching old people, okay? 306 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 And teens. 307 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 And don't forget about the teens. 308 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Usually the teens. 309 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Let's say. 310 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Nobody's followed up that one, so I feel like that's where it stops. 311 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Because they knew he cut me to the bone. 312 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 How about excessive flat tires? 313 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Someone is sabotaging the carriages in the show, 314 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 and they're defacing them. 315 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 I don't know that they really have tires, 316 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 so I don't know if they can be flat. 317 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 But they're messing stuff up on the show mobiles. 318 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 It could be teens. 319 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Hubcaps are coming off. 320 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I assume they have a hubcap. 321 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Sure. 322 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 The fancy ones do. 323 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Well, these are the fancy ones, right? 324 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 These are the ones in the show. 325 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 They're not bringing in your old busted up carriage. 326 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 They'll laugh you out of, what is it, Flaggenberg? 327 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Flatter News. 328 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Flatter News. 329 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I will be just adding a different F name. 330 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 It's a Larry. 331 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Love it. 332 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Every time. 333 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 And the youths might be to blame. 334 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Who knows if it's the youths or not? 335 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And who is in charge of the Flatter News summer carriage show? 336 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Who runs this event biannually? 337 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I thought it was Houlahan. 338 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 I mean, Houlahan is... 339 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Oh, my God. 340 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 He would, too. 341 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Well, let's say Hillup. 342 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Hillup is... 343 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Does Hillup know Elia and Nighthunter? 344 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 No. 345 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Right? 346 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I don't think so. 347 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 In the future, but if we're younger. 348 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Yeah, we're level 10s. 349 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 This is in the past. 350 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 We're practically youths ourselves. 351 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Actually, who knows? 352 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Who knows what Hillup knows? 353 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I don't like that. 354 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 I think Hillup knows. 355 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 All right. 356 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I feel like we've got it. 357 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 We've got the location. 358 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:20,000 The Flatter News, which is an exotic port town that's important, is a summer carriage 359 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 show, which is a biannual occurrence. 360 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Hillup is the proprietor of the summer carriage show. 361 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Hillup's summer carriage show. 362 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 He bits his name in it. 363 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Of course. 364 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Of course. 365 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 You got to have that branding. 366 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 It's all the branding. 367 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 He's the Jason Derulo of this world. 368 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 You get it. 369 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:46,000 And there's an issue that we're going to find out may or may not be tied to excessive 370 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 flat tires. 371 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:58,360 And we're going to see that scene in three, two, one, fuck it, let's play. 372 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:04,000 It's an excessively rainy day in Flatter News, but the clouds are clearing and 373 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:12,000 it's shaping up to be just a wonderful day at Hillup's summer carriage show, biannually, 374 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:19,000 of course, as our traveling adventurers find their way to Flatter News. 375 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Elia, Perseus, and Nighthunter, who've met on the road sometime and decided to 376 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:32,000 travel, having ditched Opel some six towns back, seemed like a good fit to make sure 377 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:39,000 they had a good trio to take on and keep the name The God's Chosen Three. 378 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 The third one is interchangeable. 379 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Yeah. 380 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Opel had to stop at a bunch of yarn shops in every town and eventually we just 381 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 wanted to get to our destination. 382 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 He knew where we were going. 383 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 It's not like we're like, goodbye forever. 384 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 It's a real understudy situation. 385 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Yeah. 386 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 We didn't throw up a blanket and then disappear through a door and then he's 387 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 like, wah! 388 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I mean, he 100% would fall for that. 389 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I know. 390 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I now kind of want to do that note. 391 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Noted for the other game. 392 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Yes. 393 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 That's good. 394 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:17,000 As you enter Flatter News, this exotic port town, there are lovely shops with 395 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:24,000 all sorts of fantastic fabrics and wares from all over the globe, excellent spices 396 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 and exotic fruits which you've never seen before. 397 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:34,000 You, as you're entering the town, it's a busy bustling street as the rain is 398 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:43,000 clearing, the sweet smell of horse manure hits you in the face and as you 399 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:48,000 look ahead, you see just the biggest commotion gathered around the town 400 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 square where you can only assume because there's a giant sign above it, 401 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Hillip's Summer Carriage Show, biannually sponsored by Baja Maniacs with a 402 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:07,000 big picture of this multicolored platinum dragonborn, big guns, muscles 403 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 fLexing, holding up a carriage herself. 404 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 This sign, it's very weird. 405 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Does he not know it should say biannual and then the name of what this is? 406 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Biannual, not something you throw on ends. 407 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Grammar is important. 408 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Look at you, you're so good. 409 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Now you're correcting other people. 410 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Well, I don't want to be some, you know, one of those people who are always 411 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 like, that is not how you say it, but I think I'm getting very good. 412 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 I think you should keep it up. 413 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 So we're here. 414 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Are you excited? 415 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Yes, this is very good. 416 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 I have not seen carriage show before. 417 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 How about you, little Percy? 418 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 You neither, Perseus. 419 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Yeah. 420 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 What exactly happens in a carriage show? 421 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh, well, it sounds like we're all new. 422 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I just know that back at the monastery, I used to have sort of like 423 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 etchings of cool carriages upon the wall. 424 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Wow, really? 425 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Yeah, because I love them so much. 426 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000 And of course, we just had like the most basic kind of. 427 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 So this is very exciting. 428 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Look at that one. 429 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 That one striped. 430 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000 You can trick out some carriages. 431 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Yes, exactly. 432 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Doesn't just have to be about function. 433 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 I heard about one. 434 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 It had a pool in the back. 435 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 I mean, sort of just like a little like duck pond. 436 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 But still amazing. 437 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 You would not have to stop to bathroom. 438 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,000 And now we've just now put in 900 piece in the pool. 439 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 She's really upfront about it. 440 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 And as you all just think on that for a long, hard moment, 441 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,000 you step into the town square where you're shoulder to shoulder with people. 442 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,000 But Tom Perseus sees one of the first carriages there. 443 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Describe to me the pimped out state of this carriage. 444 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Super cool carriage. 445 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000 It's got like 24 inch wheels. 446 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 They've got like spikes on the end of it. 447 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Like, you know, those old like gladiator chariots that would have like the spiked wheels. 448 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 It's totally got those big plush seat up at the front. 449 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,000 And then like these really cool looking like curtains and drapes all around the side. 450 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 So like you can't see anything in the carriage itself. 451 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Completely blacked out. 452 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 And it's bright teal. 453 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 So this is for sale. 454 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 People will buy. 455 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 You see they are like selling. 456 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Are they just showing them off? 457 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Or can we buy them? 458 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 That one's just for having. 459 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Will they erase them? 460 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Right. 461 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Do they erase them? 462 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Who can we ask? 463 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 We kind of need. 464 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000 I know we sort of need maybe there's a guidebook or something. 465 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 We need an expert here to sort of guide our experience. 466 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Yeah. 467 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Let's track down the information kiosk. 468 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 You walk around. 469 00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:02,000 You see all different types of carriages that are you wish you had growing up specifically. 470 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:12,000 And you find your way to the information kiosk where there's a tall gangly man with a pencil thin mustache and a beret. 471 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Who has a sign on him that just says owner operator proprietor sponsored by Baja. 472 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:27,000 And he has his mountains of baguettes on the table. 473 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000 And he sees you approaching as he's finishing up with one customer and says yes. 474 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Yes. 475 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 You look like you have questions. 476 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Hello. 477 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 It's me. 478 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000 I am here to answer your questions. 479 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Hi. 480 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Hello. 481 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Hello. 482 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 I guess first question is what is this? 483 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 What is this? 484 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 This is a information booth there. 485 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 No, no. 486 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 I mean, like, what is this? 487 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Oh, this is this is the Flatternouge Hillips Summer Carriage Show. 488 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 It happens biannually. 489 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 This is the inaugural biannual. 490 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,000 So it happens in the future twice times. 491 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Probably we have be invited back more. 492 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 But it's sponsored by Baja Maniacs. 493 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 He holds up this big poster. 494 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Would you like to buy a poster? 495 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:21,000 So when it says owner operator, are those just like suggested titles? 496 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 They are. 497 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Who decided you need to wear sandwich board? 498 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Well, it's a sandwich board. 499 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Really just make sure that people can see me coming and that I can bump into them. 500 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 And then it's a conversation start. 501 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 It seems very impractical. 502 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,000 What if you need to fight immediately? 503 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Why would you need to fight immediately? 504 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Don't you have friends? 505 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 And then Nighthunter. 506 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Nighthunter like with her with her axe. 507 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Nailed it. 508 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,000 A small roll falls from between his legs. 509 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Oh, do not eat baguettes. 510 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I was kidding. 511 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 512 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,000 No, this is the this is the summer carriage show where we don't fight. 513 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Please don't fight. 514 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 No, I will not fight. 515 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 So what do we do? 516 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 We buy carriage. 517 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 We watch them race. 518 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Look at them. 519 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Yeah, they can race. 520 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 We will see them race. 521 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 This is just people showing off. 522 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Yeah, no. 523 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000 So we watch and we do not get to do it. 524 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Hula Han over there. 525 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 He's got the best ride. 526 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 You got to go check out him. 527 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 He's got 18. 528 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Will he give us a ride? 529 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Well, if you ask nicely, maybe go check it out. 530 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Yeah, let's go ask him. 531 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Hey, Hula Han. 532 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Hula Han. 533 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Yeah. 534 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Hi, Hula Han. 535 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 It's me, Hila. 536 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Hila, the proprietor and owner operator of Hila Summer Carriage Show. 537 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Yep. 538 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 You signed up for two times. 539 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 So guaranteed you'll be here in two years. 540 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 You do not need to keep introducing yourself every single time. 541 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Like. 542 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Thank you, Hula Han. 543 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 These are new friends that we have just met. 544 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000 This is Perseus. 545 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Night Hunter. 546 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Yes. 547 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 So you got all their names. 548 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 So basically, all you need to do is take them for a ride. 549 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 But this is a carriage show. 550 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000 So like people just are supposed to walk around and look at them and wish they could have them. 551 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Yeah, I feel like he's sort of misrepresenting. 552 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000 He made a demand, whereas we just have never been to a carriage show before. 553 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 We don't know what's happening. 554 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000 We just had some questions like, so we just get to walk around and look at the cool carriages, right? 555 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Yeah, that's pretty much it. 556 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Pretty low commitment. 557 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 You didn't have to pay anything to get here. 558 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 He didn't charge you anything, did he? 559 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Because he's not paying us. 560 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 No, no, we didn't. 561 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 I mean, just travel expenses, but we wanted to come. 562 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Well, I can come show you my my ride. 563 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Yeah. 564 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000 What do you how many how many horsepower this thing got? 565 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Four. 566 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Takes four to pull it six if you want to be really efficient. 567 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 But I mean, if you got four strong horses, that's going to be good enough. 568 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Amazing. 569 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 It looks so do you want to sit in it? 570 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Can I? 571 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I mean, absolutely. 572 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 We do. 573 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Could I sit in it? 574 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I don't know if I was asking you, man, but like, I guess you can sit in it, too. 575 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Oh, well, we're clearly a group. 576 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Clearly. 577 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 I don't know if your big friend is going to fit, though. 578 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Why is why is he calling me big? 579 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 It's good that we're friends, though. 580 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000 I mean, I could take the sandwich barred off. 581 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I think he was talking about me. 582 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Yeah, I think he meant Night Hunter, because she's so tall and strong, magnificent and powerful. 583 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 And yes, Tom, you make me blush. 584 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Well, that's very sweet. 585 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 All right. 586 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 So you want like every everyone can see it. 587 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 It's obvious. 588 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Anyone who can see it, though, because I mean, like, get in here now. 589 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000 There's been some weird shit going on around here. 590 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 So like, I don't know how much longer I'm going to leave my carriage here. 591 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 What do you mean weird shit's happening? 592 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Yeah. 593 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 What's what's the story there? 594 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Yeah. 595 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 What what kind of that's not good for business. 596 00:22:54,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Tell me who the hand what happened was the biannual presenter and person who does this thing. 597 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I thought you already knew. 598 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000 But like, there's tons of things happening to other people's carriages. 599 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Oh, not mine. 600 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 I've got security. 601 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 OK, yeah. 602 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 But not everyone can afford that. 603 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Not everyone's rolling in the gold, you know. 604 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:25,000 You look to the left and the right and there are two smaller tortles both carrying large broomsticks standing beside. 605 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Those are good guards. 606 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I mean, they don't look like much, but don't underestimate them. 607 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 This is frickin Franklin and they will fuck you up. 608 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Frickin Franklin will fuck. 609 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Oh, boy. 610 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000 I mean, initially, I thought maybe they were like a janitorial staff. 611 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 But I mean, they also do clean the carriage. 612 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Oh, OK. 613 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000 And it's nice, you know, in this economy, you got a got a multitask. 614 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 It's a gig economy. 615 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 OK, I'm going to I'm going to ask you one more time. 616 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 What's happening? 617 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Who the hand? 618 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 I think there are like some wheels being stolen. 619 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Some people are drawing like, you know, you know. 620 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:06,000 You know what what what are they drawing? 621 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Penises. 622 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Yes. 623 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Penises. 624 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Oh, OK. 625 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 It's always it's always always isn't it? 626 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 It's always the schlongs. 627 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Every time. 628 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Just sometimes, but every time. 629 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Yeah. 630 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Yeah. 631 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 And it's always more than one. 632 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 It's not just one penis. 633 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 It's actually P and I. 634 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,000 So and the fact that they're doing this and like nobody's noticed who it is. 635 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 It's like that's very mysterious. 636 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 A little unsettling. 637 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Pretty mysterious. 638 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Well, it's too bad that the local detectives have taken the day off. 639 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 I wonder who we could get to do such a thing. 640 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I'm going to go ask around, see if anybody knows anything about adventuring. 641 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Before you before you go, is there like a cheese stand or anything? 642 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 As a matter of fact, there is. 643 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Just just follow this. 644 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Follow your nose down the aisle here and it will lead you to Moldy McCheezersons. 645 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 OK, sounds good. 646 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Yeah. 647 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Don't worry about the name. 648 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's actually really good. 649 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 That was going to be my question. 650 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,000 You hear a shriek and a scream from the other side. 651 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Happened again. 652 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Happened again. 653 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,000 The crowd that kind of parts and you you make your way over to the carriage 654 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:41,000 that Perseus spied as you walked in the 24 inch wheels with spikes, 655 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 plush seat, curtains with drapes and bright teal. 656 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:51,000 It is the wheels themselves have been become deflated. 657 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 They were in fact rubberized. 658 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 See, this is just kind of like when you showboat a little too much. 659 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 I think you're just drawing the wrong kind of attention to yourself. 660 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Really putting the flat and flatter news. 661 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 That's clever. 662 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 All right. 663 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Bye. 664 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 We're going to go talk to Lady Beatrice over here. 665 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 She's going to tell us what happened to her carriage. 666 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 It's nice talking to you. 667 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Thanks for the ride. 668 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 All right. 669 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 A small one. 670 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 If you ever want to ride in my carriage, you just let me know. 671 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Cool. 672 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Cool. 673 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 I'll do that. 674 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 That's great. 675 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 That guy was weird. 676 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I did not like him. 677 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 He looking at Elia. 678 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 So strange. 679 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Oh, I thought he was friendly. 680 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I mean, it was nice that he let me get in the carriage and check it out. 681 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 He told Perseus where the cheese was too. 682 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 I mean, yeah, he's friend in my books. 683 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Night Hunter, do you think I know we're supposed to be on vacation 684 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,000 and not like adventuring, but I do feel like maybe we should help if we can. 685 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,000 I mean, it's kind of rude for people to be wrecking people's stuff here, right? 686 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000 But I don't like we're here as a friend. 687 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Is this not one situation where it is like not my monkeys, not my circus? 688 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Well, I mean, if you feel that way, then I'm not going to make it. 689 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Someone is leaking from my eyes making noise. 690 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 OK, we do it. 691 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 We just we need her to stop. 692 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah. 693 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Ma'am, ma'am, stop now. 694 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Is there something we can do to help? 695 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Well, somebody has deflated my tire. 696 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Yes. 697 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Yeah, we see that. 698 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 There is a reason we use wooden tires. 699 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 They're not much more sturdy. 700 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Oh, really? 701 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:49,000 You hear from around you shocks and gasps as pops and and cracks happen, 702 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,000 begin happening like in quick succession all around. 703 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Everybody's looking around, trying to see who's doing it. 704 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000 But nobody spies anyone at the moment. 705 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 It's happening. It's happening everywhere. 706 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 I thought I saw somebody run off into the hills. 707 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Maybe running up that hill. 708 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Yeah. Would you say the hills are alive at all with any sort of sounds? 709 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:17,000 We do have livestock and and various local flora and fauna, 710 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:22,000 which could be something that's alive in the hills. 711 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 OK, perhaps we pursue person. 712 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 That was many piece. 713 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Well, you are well known for your alliteration there, Nighthunter. 714 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I did not know that was something I know for. 715 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Did you know that before you met me? 716 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,000 I mean, I'd heard stories about it, but to see it in person, I tell you. 717 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Did you hear about Elia? People know me for alliteration. 718 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,000 For all of the arm wrestling competitions. 719 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 For your incredible athletic prowess. 720 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 I mean, there's a lot of reasons why people know. 721 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Hey, those all started with a two. 722 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Look what happens. 723 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000 We are like syncing it. 724 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Shall we pursue potential suspect? 725 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:03,000 I mean, I'd like to get away from the crying person. 726 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000 I don't know how they were there and then saw them run away. 727 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000 But then all the stuff happened after that. 728 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 So OK, Beatrice, we find person. 729 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Bye bye. 730 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Tell us. 731 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 We can't hear you. 732 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 We too far away. 733 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 So it's a little hard to hear you from over here. 734 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Bye. 735 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Look, I see. 736 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Look, bean farm. 737 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 You can tell by a shape of leaf. 738 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Wow. 739 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Everybody roll investigation as you hear the sound of what sounds like a squeaky marker. 740 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 I love that sound. 741 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 You guys. 742 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000 There's a sound that makes my brain do the nice brain tingle. 743 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Thirteen. 744 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Sixteen. 745 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Sorry. 746 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 That's 13. 747 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Sorry for investigation. 748 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Oh, damn it. 749 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 It's minus one. 750 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Eight. 751 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 OK. 752 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 You're looking at the beans. 753 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000 You're looking at the beans. 754 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Too distracted. 755 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 You're like, why are we even here? 756 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 First of all. 757 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:03,000 But as the sound is following you into the hills, as you're following these things 758 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:10,000 footsteps, there's probably two, maybe three sets of footsteps. 759 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 They look like humanoid. 760 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 They look like they're wearing shoes. 761 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Well, hold on now. 762 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Are you categorizing humanoid things as the only things that can wear shoes? 763 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000 What if it's a spider? 764 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 What if there are eight shoes? 765 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Well, as I said, there were two or three. 766 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000 So that leads to believe that there are four to six steps, you see. 767 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Can't be a spider. 768 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000 Maybe. 769 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000 I couldn't follow that logic, but you win. 770 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Impenetrable. 771 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 You win. 772 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 I can't. 773 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000 What I was trying to set up is Hillop puts over top of your hand. 774 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Each of you have your own sandwich board now that says honorary deputy of Hillop's 775 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:53,000 summer carriage show, biannual deputy sponsored by Bahamania. 776 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 No, thanks you. 777 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Well, no, you have to have that. 778 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 You've been deputized. 779 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,000 What I said about not being able to fight with this on. 780 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000 It is encumbering. 781 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 That is the right word, right? 782 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 It is encumbering. 783 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 What are you going to fight? 784 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 It's probably the youths. 785 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Well, I think that's a stereotypical talk. 786 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 I'm not opposed to fighting youths. 787 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000 That's what Beatrice said. 788 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Elia has once or twice. 789 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I mean, that's what we've heard about Elia, too, is that does not discriminate 790 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 via age on who she's punching. 791 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 OK. 792 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 No, you can punch them out then. 793 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Go back and slap them. 794 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Slap them silly. 795 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I usually do more like a punch, punch, kick or kick, kick, punch. 796 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 But anyway, she is so fast. 797 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 You should see how fast she moves. 798 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 So fast. 799 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 It's amazing. 800 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Oh, I could watch her move fast all day. 801 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Watch how fast I take the sandwich board off. 802 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000 And I'm like already. 803 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 I'm already gone. 804 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000 I am actually fairly impressed that you could get sandwich board over my head without 805 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 me noticing. 806 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Actually, like, wow, that's impressive. 807 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 OK. 808 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Goodbye, man. 809 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 OK. 810 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I'm going to go back and I'm trying to help fix the wheels and tires. 811 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:06,000 And maybe I fixed a tire once or at least I observed fixing a tire once with a good 812 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000 friend, Sully, some time ago. 813 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000 And he fades off into a flashback of his own. 814 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Nobody sees about him. 815 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 That's right. 816 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 That's a personal one. 817 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 I mean, he's just still standing here. 818 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000 I thought what he said, like I thought that meant he was going to leave. 819 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000 He's just gone like, you know, like I don't even think he is even here. 820 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 I do like a little wave in front of his eyes. 821 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000 You guys little slowly walk backwards. 822 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 I've already left. 823 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 I said I took mine off and I took off. 824 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 So she is so fast. 825 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 You see how fast she is. 826 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 It is amazing. 827 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 So fast. 828 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 You follow Elia's. 829 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000 You can't follow Elia's footsteps because she moves so fast. 830 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 She barely touches the ground. 831 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Don't even make up. 832 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Follow the footsteps you were following originally and you catch up to Elia in two 833 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 hours. 834 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I stop and wait once I get out of sight. 835 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Sure. 836 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 That's right. 837 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000 And as you make it through this clearing down through these trees, you come to a 838 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000 cave's entrance where the footsteps lead in. 839 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Is it the Cave of Wonders? 840 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000 It does not have a specific sign that says Cave of Wonders. 841 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 No sign. 842 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000 It is not shaped like a giant lion's mouth open. 843 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 No. 844 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 No lion's mouth ruin. 845 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:27,000 You do see a person who is seated by the cave. 846 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 They have a cloak over top of them. 847 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 A hood pulled down. 848 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I thought you were going to say sandwich board. 849 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000 It's like, oh my god. 850 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 He's fucking got everybody. 851 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Oh my god. 852 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 So fast. 853 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Jesus. 854 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 There is a figure. 855 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000 You can't really see their face from where they are, but they are seated in 856 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:49,000 a hunched resting position by the entrance to this cave where the footsteps are leading 857 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 in. 858 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000 It doesn't appear that it's this person's footsteps as they go past. 859 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Hello. 860 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Oh, I'm so sorry. 861 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 I didn't mean to wake you. 862 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Did you see a scoundrel scamper by? 863 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 A scoundrel? 864 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 What did they look like? 865 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 I don't know. 866 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Well, it's tough to describe a scoundrel. 867 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Oh, perhaps they have big marker or some paint. 868 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 A marker or some paint? 869 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Yes, they be drawing dicks on everything. 870 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Oh. 871 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Yeah. 872 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Like what is so impressive about this? 873 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Like nothing. 874 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000 It depends on how well it's endowed, I guess. 875 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 I hear it. 876 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 It's not the size. 877 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 I would not know. 878 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 That's fair. 879 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 That's fair. 880 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Well, there was some quick footed steps that ran past not too long ago. 881 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000 I looked up and they were gone. 882 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000 One moment, though. 883 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 You've been sleeping here the whole time? 884 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Yes. 885 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Oh, you have a little something. 886 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Sorry. 887 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 No, no. 888 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 It's nuts coming off. 889 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 You have like... 890 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 It's sort of a little phallic. 891 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 And it's right there by the mouth. 892 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 What is it? 893 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Is it ketchup? 894 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 No, it's penis. 895 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Is it on my face? 896 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Yeah, someone has vandalized your face. 897 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Your face has been vandalized. 898 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000 It's been perhaps dickified, I'm not sure. 899 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Is that his word? 900 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000 I'm pretty sure that's his word, yeah. 901 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I'm pretty sure. 902 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 You're not the guard. 903 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 A guard? 904 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Well, you're here outside the entrance to the cave. 905 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 It would be a terrible guard. 906 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I know you would not say you're very nice. 907 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 I say it out loud. 908 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 This was just a resting spot. 909 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 I see someone outside a cave. 910 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 It seems like maybe they're... 911 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 I mean, it's a reasonable leap to me. 912 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Yeah. 913 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 No, this was just a resting spot. 914 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I have been here for quite some time. 915 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 How long have you been here? 916 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Yeah, no, I've been here for some time. 917 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Probably 16, 10 days. 918 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I swear to God, I thought he was going to say like 30 years. 919 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Mm-hmm. 920 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Put it 16, 10. 921 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Is it 26 days? 922 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 No, 16, 10 days. 923 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 10 days isn't a week. 924 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 So 160 days? 925 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000 160 days. 926 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000 No, but 16, 10 would be 1610. 927 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Yep, that too. 928 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000 That's... 929 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Listen, I think our purpose is not this strange man. 930 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 No offense. 931 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000 No offense. Who am I? 932 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Elia, I spent too much time with you. 933 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 I know, that was nice. 934 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 That was not Night Hunter saying this. 935 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Yeah. 936 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000 So have I been in? 937 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Yeah, yeah, I've been in. 938 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 It was pretty sick. 939 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:46,000 They got some cool swag up on the walls. 940 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Oh, he is speaking tin talk. 941 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 That is suspicious. 942 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Did you learn some cool slang from the youths? 943 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Yeah, I have. 944 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000 They showed up to keep me company one time. 945 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 That is baller? 946 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 That is baller. 947 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Very fresh. 948 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 I mean, really good job, Night Hunter. 949 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 It slaps. 950 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000 I'm sorry. 951 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Well, as the guard to this cave aforementioned. 952 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 It's the tits. 953 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 It's the tits. 954 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 You are not guard, though, here. 955 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 So you just sleeping old man. 956 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000 I think what I previously said here is I've been here for 1600 days. 957 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Those are long days. 958 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Which makes me squatter's rights, I think, is what it is. 959 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 So it's my cave. 960 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 I will allow you into it. 961 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 It is if you had choice. 962 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 OK, so you are the guard then? 963 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Yes, sir. 964 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,000 So who is in cave right now? 965 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 You don't know, dick face. 966 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 And Night Hunter just storms past them into the cave. 967 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Like, we've wasted too much time here. 968 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:59,000 We enter this wide open chamber in this first leg of this cave. 969 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,000 It's a dry cave. 970 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 It's not musty. 971 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 It's well-kept. 972 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Looks like somebody has swept up at least this area. 973 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000 You look and there's a broom and a dustpan off to one side. 974 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 And then just a pile of dirt over in one of the corners. 975 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000 So lazy, like they could not have thrown that out just outside. 976 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 I think you would just sweep it right on out. 977 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Just right on. 978 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 You hear a call from behind you. 979 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Don't mess with my dirt pile. 980 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Night Hunter bends down and purposely draws a dick in the dirt pile. 981 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 In the dirt pile. 982 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Yeah. 983 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Got it. 984 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 No marker. 985 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 I'm like, you know, in sand. 986 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,000 I carry down this long cavern that winds down through and into these caves. 987 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:55,000 And as it gets darker, there's some bioluminescence that happens. 988 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,000 But there's a flickering light that you see just out of reach. 989 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 It's beginning to give just a little bit of light. 990 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:13,000 But as you enter this new chamber, the walls are covered in spider webs. 991 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Okay. 992 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Everywhere. 993 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Thick cobwebs coming down. 994 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:24,000 The footsteps that you were following appear to go in and through these spider webs. 995 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 So he sweep up entrance and then leave this? 996 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 Yeah, it doesn't look like he's touched this part. 997 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Maybe this is where he keeps his spider web collection. 998 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Oh, okay. 999 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 This is sort of a display. 1000 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 And Elia sort of stands back to try and take it in and see if there's something. 1001 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 And she kind of crosses her eyes. 1002 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Yes, if you unfocus. 1003 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Yes, you can see. 1004 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Look, it is corn on cob. 1005 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 I can't quite. 1006 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 I saw it. 1007 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Once you said what it was, I could see it. 1008 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 This is what I doubt to you. 1009 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 So these are cobwebs? 1010 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000 As you point out the corn on the cob, it actually starts to move. 1011 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Oh. 1012 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Eight legs shoot out from it. 1013 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Oh, I don't think this cave might belong to a big hairy spider. 1014 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Make a dexterity saving throw. 1015 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 All of us? 1016 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Yeah. 1017 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Why the fuck am I rolling like myself? 1018 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Well. 1019 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Alright, plus seven. 1020 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Nine. 1021 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Twenty-three. 1022 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Oh, I also have a plus seven, but I got an eleven. 1023 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Fuck. 1024 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Oh, wow. 1025 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Why are you rolling like me? 1026 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Perseus, you nimbly dodge out of the way. 1027 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Seven-eleven here get just completely hammered by this huge web that shoots out 1028 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 and blasts you back into the hallway. 1029 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000 And you are plastered up against the wall, both of you. 1030 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Russ, I'm going to grab my dagger and I'm going to try to cut them out of the spider webs. 1031 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Alright. 1032 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000 You quickly move over and you're hacking away. 1033 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 It's thick. 1034 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Thick web. 1035 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Night Hunter looks over and he goes, you know, I don't really mind being tied up. 1036 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 You, Elia? 1037 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 No, it's kind of, it's sort of nice to just give up control. 1038 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Yeah, the pressure. 1039 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Don't worry, guys. 1040 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 I'll get you down. 1041 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000 No rush. 1042 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 I'm going as fast as I can. 1043 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Roll damage for your dagger there, Tom. 1044 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 We'll see how quickly it gets through. 1045 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Dagger does a whole ton of 1d4 plus two. 1046 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 So that is four damage. 1047 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Hell, yeah. 1048 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Four damage. 1049 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 You're making your way through pretty quickly. 1050 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Like, you've got Night Hunter's, one of Night Hunter's arms out. 1051 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:38,000 And Night Hunter and Elia, you see it before Perseus hears it. 1052 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:45,000 But there is this corncob spider right behind you. 1053 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:52,000 And it moves its corncob mouth open and is going to try and attack you, Perseus. 1054 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Watch out. 1055 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 19. 1056 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 But like I said, watch out. 1057 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Radioactive man, 19 will hit. 1058 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:07,000 So you're going to take seven piercing damage as this corncob spider now latches onto you 1059 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000 and pulls its legs in, make a strength saving throw. 1060 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Oh my god, it's giving him a full body hug. 1061 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Yeah, it's giving him a full body hug. 1062 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Alright, strength plus one, so that's a 12. 1063 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 So you are now grappled. 1064 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Night Hunter has one arm out. 1065 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Elia was not yet cut free. 1066 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 And you are ensnared. 1067 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Let's roll a quick initiative here. 1068 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Oh yeah. 1069 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Fuck me. 1070 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 What on earth? 1071 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000 10. 1072 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 It was a seven plus three. 1073 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Okay. 1074 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000 16. 1075 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 12. 1076 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Okay, Elia, you're up first. 1077 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:43,000 You have to try and find a way out here, which could be strength or could be some 1078 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 other mystical magical way. 1079 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:51,000 What about if I just like shimmied acrobatically? 1080 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Well, yeah, because every time you shimmy, you'd be making a little more room. 1081 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 And me making it a little looser. 1082 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Sure. 1083 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 I'm quite small. 1084 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I'm not like strong in a big Night Hunter way, but I am strong in a like Bruce Lee 1085 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000 kind of way. 1086 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000 And I'm like small and tight. 1087 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000 If you shimmy because your arms are down, you could get those amici blades. 1088 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Yes, exactly. 1089 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Okay, so make an athletics or an acrobatics for your shimmy. 1090 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Make a shimmy roll. 1091 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 So that was a nat 20, so that's a 27. 1092 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Oh shit. 1093 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 That's a very good shimmy. 1094 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 I'm not surprised. 1095 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Your shimmying skills are off the charts. 1096 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Night Hunter's just looking at you. 1097 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000 I sort of look over at Night Hunter like as I emerge. 1098 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000 It's just like kind of feeling myself. 1099 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 That was pretty good. 1100 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 That was good. 1101 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Well, you have moves. 1102 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,000 And then, yeah, can I throw my moon-touched amicis? 1103 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000 You betcha. 1104 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Great. 1105 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000 That was a fucking bad roll. 1106 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 So that's a 12. 1107 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Love it. 1108 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 And that's a 22. 1109 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Both of those will hit. 1110 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Okay, that dice is still going in jail. 1111 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000 The spider has a shitty exoskeleton in there, right? 1112 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 That's right. 1113 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:12,000 So that is 10, 17 damage. 1114 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Also, there's light now because they're radiant. 1115 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Perfect. Love it. 1116 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,000 They stick into the spider, and the radiant damage 1117 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000 begins to heat the kernels on them, 1118 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000 and you see them beginning to glow in size, 1119 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 or grow in size. 1120 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Sorry, there's a lot of glowing, shimmering happening. 1121 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Grow in size. 1122 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Anything else you can or would like to do? 1123 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 No, probably with the shimmy and that, 1124 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 that's probably all I got. 1125 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000 And as those amicis stick in, 1126 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 it's going to release Perseus. 1127 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Perseus, you're now prone, but not grappled. 1128 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000 It is your turn. 1129 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Excellent. 1130 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Guess if I'm prone, I need to stand up 1131 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 before I can really do much of anything. 1132 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Unless you're going for Achilles tendons. 1133 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Ooh. 1134 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Which are well-known to be available on spiders. 1135 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000 There's so many options. 1136 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 It's not wearing those silk shoes. 1137 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000 It would determine there's no shoes on this spider. 1138 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 There's no shoes on this spider. 1139 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 I did not describe shoes on this spider. 1140 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 You look, double check. 1141 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000 There's no shoes on this spider. 1142 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Yeah, I'm going to try to do a little 1143 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000 get back up to my feet and attack this thing all in one go. 1144 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Love it. 1145 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 That is a 17. 1146 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 And then roll some damage. 1147 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000 All right. 1148 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:31,000 He does five piercing damage with his dagger. 1149 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000 And manages to, there's not a lot of force behind it 1150 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000 because he's also in the process of getting up. 1151 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 He manages to stick that blade a couple inches in. 1152 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Are you going for body or are you going for legs? 1153 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Going for a leg. 1154 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Okay, okay. 1155 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 So yeah, you stick it into the leg 1156 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,000 and it pops off and falls to the ground. 1157 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Let's out this hideous like, as you do so. 1158 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Night Hunter, it is your turn. 1159 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000 You have one arm free. 1160 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 I've got one arm free. 1161 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 So what Night Hunter wants to do is 1162 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000 that one arm happens to be where her axe is to her back. 1163 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 So the handle is there. 1164 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000 And as she pulls her axe out, 1165 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,000 I'm hoping it's slicing through that web. 1166 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Naturally. 1167 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Yeah, of course it is. 1168 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,000 So in one quick movement, she's going to, 1169 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 she's going to take it. 1170 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000 And then as she like releases herself from the wall, 1171 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,000 she's going to come down on top between all eight eyes. 1172 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Four eyes, eight eyes. 1173 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000 I'm having a moment. 1174 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Doesn't matter. 1175 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Between the eyes. 1176 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 All right. 1177 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Roll the hitch. 1178 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 I'm not going to roll this dice anymore though, 1179 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 because it's hurt my feelings several times tonight. 1180 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Well, you can go fuck yourself, you dice. 1181 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000 A little high plus. 1182 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Yeah. 1183 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Okay. 1184 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 It's 17. 1185 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Only because I have a plus nine. 1186 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Only because it was an eight, you guys. 1187 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Yeah, it's good. 1188 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000 I forgot I was playing Night Hunter. 1189 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Roll a bunch of damage. 1190 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Yeah. 1191 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000 All right. 1192 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Damage is going to be 1d12 plus five. 1193 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 So nice when you have the bonuses. 1194 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 You miss those bonuses, Tom? 1195 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 That's so nice when you have them. 1196 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Fuck off. 1197 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Okay, from a 1d12, I got a two plus five is seven. 1198 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 All right. 1199 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000 But I've got two actions. 1200 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000 It looks real cool. 1201 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Yeah. 1202 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000 No, you. 1203 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Oh, good. 1204 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I want it to look real cool. 1205 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 I am looking at Elia the whole time. 1206 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Soaring through the air towards this popcorn spider, 1207 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 who's continually growing in size. 1208 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 You see Perseus stabs into the leg, falls off. 1209 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Now it's off kilter, which leaves you perfect 1210 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000 for a straight hit to the head. 1211 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:40,000 And as you do so, your axe splits this cob down the middle 1212 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 and popcorn begins to shoot everywhere. 1213 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000 And it falls to the ground, deceased. 1214 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 I stand there kind of in shock, 1215 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 as popcorn is just hitting me in the face and stuff. 1216 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,000 I think that is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. 1217 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Yeah, there's usually more goop. 1218 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 I mean, this is kind of. 1219 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 This was very clean. 1220 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 It's good to know this is weird for you guys, 1221 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 because it's really weird for me. 1222 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 So just as I'm glad that this is like a thing 1223 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 that you run into all the time. 1224 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Would it be weird if I eat one? 1225 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 I kind of want to eat one. 1226 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000 We need like some salt and maybe some butter. 1227 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Are these like extra big kernels? 1228 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Are they just regular sized kernels? 1229 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Yeah, no, they're as big as your head. 1230 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 This was a large spider that grappled Perseus. 1231 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Yeah. 1232 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,000 I'm going to put one in my bag. 1233 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I'm going to put one. 1234 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 I'm going to put one. 1235 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Head sized kernel in your bag. 1236 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000 In my backpack, that's right. 1237 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Got it. 1238 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 I'm wearing a backpack. 1239 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 I'm 12. 1240 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Love it. 1241 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 My skateboard's in there too. 1242 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 You clear the cobwebs, 1243 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 and you're moving past this creature. 1244 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 You're taking as much popcorn as you want. 1245 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 You're eating as much as you want, 1246 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 or you're saving it for later. 1247 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,000 At the end, there is a long hallway 1248 00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000 that kind of clears out once the spider webs stop 1249 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:06,000 and opens into this large circular chamber. 1250 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Inside this chamber, it is lit with black lights. 1251 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,000 There are what look to be punk rock posters all over it. 1252 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Of course, there are stripper poles in various parts. 1253 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 This is lit. 1254 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Lit is the right slang. 1255 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Nailed it. 1256 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Yeah, yeah. 1257 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000 I'm doing so good at teen speak. 1258 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000 There's so many things that you're taking in. 1259 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000 You hear movement on what sounds like a bean bag 1260 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 on the other side of the room. 1261 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Is this my teenage bedroom? 1262 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Hello, who's there? 1263 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Oh, hi. 1264 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 You got a real cool hangout here. 1265 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Oh, thanks. 1266 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Will you have a rave later? 1267 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Yeah. 1268 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000 What the hell's this? 1269 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Well, this is my hangout spot. 1270 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Welcome. 1271 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 I'm glad you got the invitation. 1272 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Hopefully the spider didn't give you too much problems. 1273 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000 I'm sorry. 1274 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000 I'm sorry. 1275 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000 I'm sorry. 1276 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 I'm sorry. 1277 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000 I'm sorry. 1278 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000 I'm sorry. 1279 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I'm sorry. 1280 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 I'm sorry. 1281 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 I'm sorry. 1282 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Hopefully the spider didn't give you too much problems. 1283 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000 He's the guard, not the old man at the front. 1284 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Well, who's the old man at the front then? 1285 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000 He didn't get an invitation. 1286 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000 Some call him the traveler. 1287 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Some call him G-Dog. 1288 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Some call him a pain in the ass. 1289 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000 That last one sounds correct. 1290 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000 Yeah, that rings true. 1291 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000 So he didn't make it past the spider. 1292 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000 And actually nobody did. 1293 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Your spider was made out of popcorn. 1294 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 It was not made out of popcorn. 1295 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000 It was popcorn. 1296 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:52,000 See, there's this thing called wild magic and weird shit happens when you start slinging spells. 1297 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000 And you're popping shrooms. 1298 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 And you just really don't know what's happening. 1299 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,000 So you turn just a little itsy bitsy spider into a big popcorn spider. 1300 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000 I am Flammokins. 1301 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000 I used to be a pirate. 1302 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Welcome to my humble abode. 1303 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000 Elia, this is why I don't trust magic. 1304 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000 This is fucked up. 1305 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000 I heard a girl, a guy turn into potted plant once. 1306 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Wife had to take care of him. 1307 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Water every day as if husband not enough work, right? 1308 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 I mean, he turned back though, right? 1309 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Could be less work. 1310 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000 I don't know. 1311 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 I did not see. 1312 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 I suppose he would talk less. 1313 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Aha. 1314 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Barumed. 1315 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Put one of those little balls full of water and he's fine. 1316 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:43,000 I'm just going to cast light because with the black light, it's like showing a lot of residue that I am not really comfortable. 1317 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 This is all splitter on walls. 1318 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 It's there's a lot of semen. 1319 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:55,000 So I try to keep it straight face so bad that I just spit on the inside of my hand. 1320 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Oh, no. 1321 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000 OK. 1322 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000 So I've cast light just to keep my one spell. 1323 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000 I have. 1324 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Thank God. 1325 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,000 This magic I approve of takes us out of weird situation. 1326 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000 That's good. 1327 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 It's safer in here now. 1328 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Do not touch anything. 1329 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000 It seems maybe obvious now, but were you the one like dickifying all of the carriages? 1330 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000 I was dickifying the carriages. 1331 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Like the dickification of what is happening over there. 1332 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 People very mad. 1333 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Oh, yeah. 1334 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Did you also melt the tires? 1335 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Tell them how mad people were. 1336 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000 People were so mad. 1337 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000 People were so darn mad. 1338 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000 How mad were they? 1339 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000 They were crying. 1340 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000 They were crying? 1341 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Loud. 1342 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Oh, wow. 1343 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I haven't seen a cry mad in a long time. 1344 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Not not from the phalluses so much, but from the broken wheels and the melted. 1345 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000 No, I didn't do that. 1346 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Did you check? 1347 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Oh, well, yeah, maybe. 1348 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,000 There's another passageway through the spider webs. 1349 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 It could have gone that way if you followed them this way. 1350 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000 You said no one pays spider. 1351 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000 I didn't know. 1352 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I've just been in here waiting for people to show up. 1353 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 I sent out my invitations and no. 1354 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Well, I mean, since the seamen were here, nobody's come back. 1355 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000 What did you do with seamen? 1356 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Had fun. 1357 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 So passage through here, yes? 1358 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000 To boggle. 1359 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Boggle is fun. 1360 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 It's how I learn most of words. 1361 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Did you do some juggling? 1362 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000 Yeah. 1363 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Yeah. 1364 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000 Wait, did you kill them? 1365 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000 This is blood. 1366 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 I know that shows blood too, right? 1367 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 No, no, I would never kill them. 1368 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,000 They came to have the party fun time. 1369 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Anyways, no, come this way. 1370 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000 And she leads you back out and into the spider web. 1371 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 Oh, yeah, just look here. 1372 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,000 She cast detect magic and somebody passed through here. 1373 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,000 It was like this weird translucent invisibility spell. 1374 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000 They probably went down this hallway right over here. 1375 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000 And it opens into this other chamber where these... 1376 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Why beaded curtain? 1377 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Well, because I was looking to expand. 1378 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 How old are you and what not important? 1379 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 No, it's not important. 1380 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000 I've been a pirate for a long time. 1381 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Before you open the curtain, you hear chuckles and laughter. 1382 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:23,000 And as you pull the curtain aside, you see three teens. 1383 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000 What's up, fellow youth? 1384 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000 They turn and they look at you. 1385 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Not much, and then they run. 1386 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Okay, do we kill? 1387 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Do we subdue what we do? 1388 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000 Just subdue. 1389 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 Do they always run from you guys? 1390 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000 They never run from us. 1391 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Well, I mean, I'm very scary. 1392 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000 True. 1393 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Oh, Elia, you're so good. 1394 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Could you throw dagger but hit them with handle side? 1395 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Ooh, yes. 1396 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000 Right in back of skull. 1397 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Won't kill, but perhaps lose some brain cell. 1398 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000 How about shoulder? 1399 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,000 As long as you can knock them down, I believe you can. 1400 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000 It'll hurt. 1401 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 I mean, the amount of time we're talking, 1402 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 you got to chase them a little bit now. 1403 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Okay. 1404 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 But then we have a plan once we find them. 1405 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 That's right. 1406 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000 True. 1407 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 You run and you chase them, 1408 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000 and they're winding down these tunnels. 1409 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000 I mean, I'm going to catch them. 1410 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000 How fast do they run, Russ? 1411 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 Not so fucking fast. 1412 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Do they have a 75-foot walking speed? 1413 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Because I do. 1414 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Okay, but you gave them a head start. 1415 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000 So really, you're not chasing them so much 1416 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000 as you are catching up to them with rapid speed. 1417 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000 We're just pursuing them. 1418 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,000 They're going down, and this tunnel you see wraps around 1419 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 and through a couple other chambers, 1420 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000 which look like they haven't been renovated recently, 1421 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:48,000 and in through the back of Flameykin's room. 1422 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,000 Mm-hmm. 1423 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 Room. 1424 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Safest. 1425 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 And that's when you catch them, 1426 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:01,000 and you throw your weapons with such precision 1427 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000 that it clocks them in the back of the head, 1428 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 and they drop to the ground, 1429 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:10,000 giving everybody else a chance to catch up. 1430 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000 How'd you get them all down? 1431 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Well, I mean, you can get that one. 1432 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000 They're still up on it. 1433 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Want to make an attack roll against somebody? 1434 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 I mean, obviously. 1435 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Small, mighty fists of fury coming in 1436 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 with a 14 on the attack roll. 1437 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Love it. 1438 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 You're punching them? 1439 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000 Oh, yeah. 1440 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Okay. 1441 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Yeah, there's one who's trying to scramble away, 1442 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Percy, as you jump on top of them 1443 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000 and begin just beating them to the ground. 1444 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Hey, what are you doing? 1445 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 We just want to talk. 1446 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Okay, you're not proving that fact 1447 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 by punching me repeatedly. 1448 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000 You can stop. 1449 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000 We're talking now. 1450 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1451 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 It was just a reaction. 1452 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 I'm so sorry. 1453 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Okay. 1454 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 Okay. 1455 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Hi. 1456 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Hi. 1457 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Hi. 1458 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Hi. 1459 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 I'm Terrence. 1460 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000 Hey, Terrence. 1461 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Why? 1462 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000 Well, why'd you... 1463 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,000 We came here looking for scoundrels, 1464 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000 and you ran away immediately 1465 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 when we saw you, so... 1466 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Well, it's because of... 1467 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,000 You're probably here about... 1468 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Well, the tires. 1469 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Yeah. 1470 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000 Well... 1471 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000 What's that about? 1472 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,000 Okay, but the... 1473 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000 The Hillop Summer Carriage Show, 1474 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000 the inaugural biannual, 1475 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,000 sponsored by Bomb Maniacs, yeah. 1476 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000 They took over 1477 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,000 what was supposed to be Cool Teen Week. 1478 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 Oh. 1479 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000 My friend Bowstring here will tell you 1480 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000 how cool Cool Teen Week was. 1481 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,000 So, like, it's so cool 1482 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000 because it's all about teens 1483 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000 and, like, how many big feelings we're feeling 1484 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 and how we express it 1485 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 through music and art, 1486 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,000 and it just seemed kind of like a dick move, 1487 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 so we, like, drew dicks on stuff. 1488 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000 That's all I told them to do 1489 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000 is to draw dicks on stuff. 1490 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000 They popped the tires, 1491 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 they broke the wheels. 1492 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000 That's on them. 1493 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Kind of took it too far, yes. 1494 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,000 Couldn't you just still have Cool Teen Week, 1495 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000 but also there'd be, like, 1496 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000 some, like, dope whips there, too? 1497 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Like, what... 1498 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Why would you... 1499 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000 I mean, she's got a really good point. 1500 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 That is a good point. 1501 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 We could have done that. 1502 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000 We were looking at just a geographical location, 1503 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,000 having enough room for all the teens of Flatternouch. 1504 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,000 It was an unusually high teen population 1505 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000 in Flatternouch. 1506 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000 And I'd like to say low vandalism numbers. 1507 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,000 And we just kind of felt like teens are always overlooked. 1508 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,000 You know? 1509 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Yeah, I understand. 1510 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 It's like, why do we have to share the spotlight 1511 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 with a whole bunch of carriages 1512 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,000 that don't even race and you can't even buy them? 1513 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Like, they're just showing off, you know? 1514 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000 That's right. 1515 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Okay, well, I mean, first question. 1516 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Did you go to Flatternouch City Hall 1517 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 and get a permit for the day? 1518 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000 We did. 1519 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000 They said that the Hillip Summer Carriage Show, 1520 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000 the inaugural biannual sponsored by Baja Maniacs, 1521 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,000 paid more so that they superseded the teens. 1522 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000 And that's, like, not fair, 1523 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 because that's, like, not how it's supposed to work. 1524 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 We're always being discriminated against, man. 1525 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,000 I hear that one of ours got punched in the face, 1526 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000 like, really hard by someone. 1527 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000 It's not okay. 1528 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000 It's not okay. 1529 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000 And we could blame for everything. 1530 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000 Someone who was trying to save them from a portal or... 1531 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Look, the reason that they gave was weak. 1532 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000 It doesn't matter. 1533 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000 It was weak sauce. 1534 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 You know, I don't know what you two think, 1535 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000 but I agree. 1536 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000 I mean, I don't disagree. 1537 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 If they already had the permit, 1538 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000 you can't just be like, 1539 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 well, I've got a cool carriage show. 1540 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Well, it should be a first-come, first-serve basis. 1541 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000 First-come, first-serve. 1542 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000 Political vice. 1543 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000 Money talks, viners walk. 1544 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000 You know? 1545 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Like, it's just like that. 1546 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 I don't say it's right. 1547 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 It's just kind of the way business works. 1548 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000 Well, I don't believe government should be run like a business. 1549 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 I think a government is a totally different thing, 1550 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,000 and its main priority should be taking care of the people 1551 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000 who, you know, use their money. 1552 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000 And that includes the teens. 1553 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Teens count. 1554 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000 So, like, what would you have us do? 1555 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000 Yeah, what would we have us... 1556 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Well, you could ask... 1557 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000 I'm getting mixed messages. 1558 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000 Like, some of you are talking money talks, 1559 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000 viners walk. 1560 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Some of you are saying, 1561 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000 down with... 1562 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 down with Hillop. 1563 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000 Listen, we just want to have our time to shine, 1564 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000 and this is the only week we can do it, 1565 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,000 because next week, it's the nude, 1566 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 or the rude, nude rally, 1567 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000 or the nude-rude rally. 1568 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000 They change it up year to year, 1569 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000 but, like, same thing. 1570 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 They're just, like, naked and rude. 1571 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Sometimes they're more naked. 1572 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 Sometimes they're more rude and also naked. 1573 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 I mean, we support that. 1574 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000 They have their week. 1575 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000 This was going to be ours. 1576 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000 This was going to be both trains' week. 1577 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Teens are a lot different. 1578 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 They don't want to be around the cool carriages. 1579 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 They don't want to go to the nude-rude... 1580 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 nude-rude rally. 1581 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000 Well, we do do that. 1582 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000 It's not that we don't want to go 1583 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 to the crude-rude-nude rally. 1584 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000 It's that we want to... 1585 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Oh, just that it's already occupied. 1586 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Yeah. 1587 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Okay, gotcha. 1588 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000 This is not an argument for them. 1589 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 And we take it to another convention center, 1590 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000 but, like, Knitter's Anonymous is happening. 1591 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Pilots are us. 1592 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000 Wait, how does a convention 1593 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000 have an anonymous aspect to it? 1594 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 They wear bags over their heads. 1595 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Yeah, paper bags. 1596 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Oh, okay, yeah. 1597 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000 And they got the eyeholes out. 1598 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000 And we can't do it the week after that 1599 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000 because then it's a sick garter fashion show, 1600 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000 and I mean, like... 1601 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 You can't move to sick garter fashion show. 1602 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000 That's been going on for, like, longer than I was born. 1603 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 I mean, did you mean the sock-garter fashion show? 1604 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Yeah. 1605 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Yeah. 1606 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000 No. 1607 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 No, they're like, well, it's sick. 1608 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,000 You know? 1609 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000 Oh, the sick garters. 1610 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Sick. 1611 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Maybe one after the other. 1612 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 So we get to see the sock-garter fashion show. 1613 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000 And then they get sick because really... 1614 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000 No, no, no. 1615 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000 It's sick, dude. 1616 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000 Like, remember how we talked about the slang and stuff? 1617 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000 So it's, like, totally sick, 1618 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 and you get to see, like, so many legs. 1619 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Narrow. 1620 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Russ was never actually a teen, you guys. 1621 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,000 His programming didn't start till he was 19. 1622 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 He came out 30. 1623 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000 I have a suggestion. 1624 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Yo, please. 1625 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000 I grew up in a monastery, and it was quite restrictive, 1626 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 but I feel like even by those standards, 1627 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:45,000 your amount of rebelliousness is very low. 1628 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,000 What if you just had Teen Week without a permit? 1629 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Whenever you want. 1630 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000 Whoa. 1631 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Wherever you want. 1632 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000 I mean... 1633 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 I mean, that's a possibility. 1634 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 You could just have it, like, in the clearing out there. 1635 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 I was gonna suggest down here in the caves, 1636 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 but there's gonna be some health department issues with that, I think. 1637 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Yeah, no, there's some people showing up later. 1638 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000 You don't wanna be here. 1639 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000 Yeah, you don't wanna mess around with that, but... 1640 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000 Okay, but hold on. 1641 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000 There's, like, the bean fields, 1642 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,000 and then what if nobody comes to Teen Week 1643 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,000 and recognizes how good they have it here 1644 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,000 at Flagenhoff Nurse? 1645 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Flattanoosh! Flattanoosh! 1646 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000 Flattanoosh! 1647 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000 I just moved here not too long ago, 1648 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 but, like, I'm really passionate about it. 1649 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000 Yeah, you heard about Teen Week, 1650 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000 and you immediately got on the panel. 1651 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000 They got it so good here. 1652 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000 Other teens, like, really do some, like, rebellious stuff, 1653 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,000 like you just said. 1654 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000 Oh, so you don't... 1655 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Well, I want people to recognize. 1656 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:49,000 So maybe you can help, like, arrange with... 1657 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000 I can't remember what we're doing anymore. 1658 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000 Maybe you can help arrange... 1659 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 Tell him to move it. 1660 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Yeah, move it to next month. 1661 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Get out the way. Get out the way, Hillop. 1662 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:03,000 Why don't you just gather up all the teens and take over? 1663 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000 Hold on, we do outnumber the grown-ups. 1664 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,000 We have an abnormally high population count. 1665 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000 You said there's a very large teen population. 1666 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 We just kind of flock here. 1667 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Get it? 1668 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,000 So I'm just saying, you could... 1669 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000 All right. 1670 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000 What's the help of, though, but, like, really? 1671 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000 Gather up the teens, go down there, 1672 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,000 check out all the sick carriages, and then just... 1673 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000 And then just stay there and, like, do your thing. 1674 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000 Stay there, express yourselves through art, 1675 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000 maybe, like, with sullen looks 1676 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000 or, like, ill-advised makeup looks. 1677 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Like a sit-in? 1678 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000 Is that what that is? 1679 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,000 Where you just, like, come in, 1680 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000 but you're not going to, like, do anything. 1681 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000 You're really going to do your thing? 1682 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 We've already done something, though. 1683 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Yeah, okay, we're going to have to clean that up, I think. 1684 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Okay, so maybe we go back... 1685 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000 We're giving ourselves bad names. 1686 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000 Maybe we go back and we fix the tires and wheels 1687 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000 because we're also excellent craftsmen. 1688 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Okay, yeah, but hold on, hold on. 1689 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 Because of the abnormally high teen count. 1690 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,000 What if we came in with a flash mob first? 1691 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000 Okay, we come in. 1692 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 We've been rehearsing. 1693 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000 Yeah, oh, of course we have. 1694 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000 It's teen week. 1695 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,000 And then maybe we, like, won't get as much, like, 1696 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000 in trouble for all the vandalism and stuff. 1697 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Because they'll be so excited 1698 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000 there's a flash mob. 1699 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Everybody loves a flash mob. 1700 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000 Everybody loves a flash mob. 1701 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 I do not like flash mob. 1702 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:19,000 What if the flash mob serves as a distraction 1703 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000 while other teens fix all the wheels? 1704 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Oh, shit. 1705 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000 And then it's like they were never even warned. 1706 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 All right, okay. 1707 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 Flash mobs are very topical. 1708 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000 I think that's, like, subterfuge 1709 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000 or something like that, right? 1710 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,000 One thing's going on and then another thing's going on. 1711 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Wow. 1712 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000 You know, I thought, like, I could join. 1713 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000 Like, I only need to see dance events. 1714 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000 And this may surprise you, Elia, 1715 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000 but I have quite the, like, regular feet. 1716 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Like, they are not both left. 1717 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000 I didn't know. 1718 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 Do you like to sort of express yourself 1719 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 through the power of movement? 1720 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000 I thought it was... 1721 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000 I mean, your dance or your... 1722 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Your fighting is quite, like, balletic. 1723 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 So I'm not surprised that... 1724 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 I'm very glad you noticed. 1725 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000 I'm not surprised you'd be good at dancing. 1726 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,000 Not like interpretive dance. 1727 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000 That looks very weird. 1728 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,000 But, like, you show me a step, I can totally do. 1729 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000 Can Night Hunter join your flash mob? 1730 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000 Yeah, of course. 1731 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,000 We're going to need people to really lead the troop. 1732 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Because, you know, you're going to come in and be like, 1733 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000 hey, we caught them. 1734 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,000 And then... 1735 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,000 The flash mob. 1736 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000 Oh, who are you now? 1737 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000 I'm still the team. 1738 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 He's just so tired. 1739 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000 I'm just so tired. 1740 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000 So tired. 1741 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,000 I did get punched a lot by Perseus there. 1742 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000 You did. 1743 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000 It was just very... 1744 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Sorry, I'm so sorry. 1745 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000 This is jumpscare. 1746 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:51,000 You cannot do that to someone expect them not to, you know, react. 1747 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000 But let us do the flash mob. 1748 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000 Very excited. 1749 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000 Have not done flash mob since... 1750 01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,000 Dancing, wash mob, cleaning, 1751 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000 Simultaneously... 1752 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Carpentry mob, carpentering. 1753 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000 Flash mob with mob. 1754 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000 You do not use permanent paint, yes? 1755 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,000 No, no, we don't use permanent paint around here. 1756 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000 Everything washes away in the rain. 1757 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000 Not everything. 1758 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000 This is a cave. 1759 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000 There's not a lot of rain. 1760 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,000 Everybody huddles up, whispers... 1761 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000 Looking up and over their shoulder. 1762 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:33,000 And then we fade back to Flaternouge, 1763 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,000 who you hear as you approach, 1764 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,000 with your mobs of teens following behind you, 1765 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,000 just sobs from everybody in the background. 1766 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000 And then hillop off in the distance. 1767 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 Oh, it's going to be okay. 1768 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000 We'll get it all sorted out. 1769 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000 Oh my god, Beatrice still crying. 1770 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000 Still crying. 1771 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000 Oh, and I'm not with you. 1772 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 But still crying, Beatrice. 1773 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:04,000 What music starts to play as the teens, 1774 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000 because some of the teens are going to have to mingle in the crowd, 1775 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000 and then the music will start, 1776 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,000 and then the dancing will start, and... 1777 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000 And popping up in the center is Opal. 1778 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000 Leading, the flash mob. 1779 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000 The flash mob. 1780 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 He didn't get separated from you, 1781 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000 or you didn't separate from him, 1782 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000 he separated from you, 1783 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,000 because he was supposed to be the headliner for this flash mob. 1784 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 Yeah, that sounds right. 1785 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,000 I came in like a flash mob. 1786 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000 That'd be a really slow song to flash mob, too, 1787 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000 and I want to see it. 1788 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,000 Yeah, me too. 1789 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,000 And yes, Wrecking Ball, of course, starts up. 1790 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:54,000 Is Opal, like, lip syncing to it? 1791 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000 Yeah, no, he's not actually syncing it. 1792 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000 He's lip syncing to it. 1793 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000 Perfect. 1794 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000 Miley Cyrus is over in the corner, obviously. 1795 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,000 They paid her, but said you couldn't be on stage. 1796 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000 Right, they just wanted her for the vocals, 1797 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000 and then Opal will perform. 1798 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000 And then the experience. 1799 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000 Yes. 1800 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000 The experience. 1801 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000 Miley Cyrus is doing it for the exposure. 1802 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000 And she's like hiding behind the teal one. 1803 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000 Turns out we can't afford to really pay you, but... 1804 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000 I rolled two performance checks. 1805 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000 One was for Opal, which was an eight, 1806 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000 and one was for Miley Cyrus, which was a natural 20. 1807 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000 So it worked out very well. 1808 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,000 So it sounds unbelievable. 1809 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,000 A love no one can deny. 1810 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000 Okay, who's leading the flash mob? 1811 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000 Night Hunter, you're leading the flash mob? 1812 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000 No. 1813 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,000 I thought you were leading the flash mob. 1814 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,000 I thought Opal was leading the flash mob. 1815 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 No, Opal's leading, he's got the song going. 1816 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,000 So we've got the flash mob. 1817 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,000 So he's just up there like, don't you ever see? 1818 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,000 Yes. 1819 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000 Yes, but not actually see. 1820 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000 All right, well then, yes, Night Hunter's from center. 1821 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,000 And then... 1822 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000 Oh, there's got to be like a remix, right? 1823 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000 Yep, yep, yep. Remix starts. 1824 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:05,000 So we went from some like powerful, 1825 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,000 slow kind of incredible vocals from Miley Cyrus 1826 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,000 to like, to trust fall. 1827 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,000 Oh, trust fall. 1828 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000 I was thinking like Hataway. 1829 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,000 Yes, totally. 1830 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000 I know I'm so old. 1831 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000 I was like, this is how we do it. 1832 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,000 And I'm like, why is that the first song? 1833 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,000 Because it's the right song. 1834 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,000 Because this is how we're doing now. 1835 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000 Okay, so you're leading the flash mob. 1836 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000 You're going to roll performance. 1837 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,000 Who's leading? 1838 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,000 Raise yourself. 1839 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000 I'm leading the mob squad. 1840 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Yeah, I think I'm leading the mob squad. 1841 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000 And then we need carpentry as well. 1842 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000 I'm in for carpentry. 1843 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,000 For performance. 1844 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:47,000 Yes, with advantage because you have such support from on stage. 1845 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,000 Obviously, Opal's granting bardic inspiration here. 1846 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Teen is good because otherwise it's a five. 1847 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,000 And I have a plus one in performance, which is exciting. 1848 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000 Absolutely. 1849 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000 Okay, so the flash mob is happening. 1850 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,000 People are moving. 1851 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,000 They're snapping. 1852 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,000 It's West Side Story, but not because it's also to... 1853 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:09,000 When you're a teen, you're a teen all the way through the first cigarette. 1854 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,000 Some might say this is an even more important story. 1855 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000 Yes. 1856 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,000 Should I be doing sleight of hand because I'm more sneakily cleaning? 1857 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000 Yes, sleight of hand for the... 1858 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000 Behind your back. 1859 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000 Yeah, just like... 1860 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,000 Yeah, we got to hit a keytar solo at this point. 1861 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,000 So yeah, it's transitioned into Axel Foley. 1862 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000 What do you got for mops? 1863 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,000 15. 1864 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000 15 on the mops. 1865 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000 Everybody's moving through the shadows. 1866 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,000 They're cleaning up all the dicks. 1867 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000 There's no dicks to be seen anywhere. 1868 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,000 And how would we do it over in Carpentry? 1869 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Carpentry Squad's good. 1870 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,000 I don't know what to roll for Carpentry. 1871 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,000 Well, you've got to hit those beats, right? 1872 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:04,000 Because if you're hammering on the low notes, they're going to notice. 1873 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,000 True. 1874 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,000 Absolutely. 1875 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,000 So we got either... 1876 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,000 What's that? 1877 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000 Performance or... 1878 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,000 Stealth. 1879 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,000 Stealth is good. 1880 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000 Survival could be another one, because that's using some... 1881 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000 There's no dicks in town. 1882 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,000 All the dicks are back in Playbickets. 1883 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,000 That's right. 1884 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:32,000 Yeah, we'll do stealth to try to time our repairs for the big beats and the drops and all the other things. 1885 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000 Roll some stealth for me. 1886 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000 That is a 14. 1887 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,000 Love it. 1888 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 So on... 1889 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:48,000 It's all working together and wheels are going up and you see... 1890 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,000 Nobody else sees, but you know. 1891 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,000 The group that knows, knows. 1892 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,000 And all the carriages are returning to their natural state. 1893 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,000 Well, we're noticing too that they need to do more hammering. 1894 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:02,000 So we transition to shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. 1895 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,000 Because you guys need a little more of that. 1896 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,000 And then we're going to do shots after. 1897 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000 Fireball specifically. 1898 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:16,000 And out of nowhere, right at the big triumphant finale, Flameykin shoots up out of the center underneath Opal and says, 1899 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000 Fireball! 1900 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000 And a fireball goes up into the air. 1901 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,000 Everyone freaks out, especially the teens. 1902 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,000 They're like, yeah! 1903 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:28,000 Everybody's screaming, hooting, and hollering, and they all look around and they see the teens. 1904 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,000 And Hillock comes over and says, are these the teens that did it? 1905 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,000 The what? 1906 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000 He said, the... 1907 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000 The what exactly? 1908 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:42,000 That destroyed Hillock's summer carriage show by an annual inaugural sponsored by Baja Maniacs. 1909 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,000 You need to sentence structure better. 1910 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,000 But look, what do you talk about? 1911 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000 Yeah, do you have any evidence of these? 1912 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,000 Everything looks great. 1913 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000 The carriages look sick. 1914 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000 There's no dicks. 1915 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000 And there's no broken wheels. 1916 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,000 That's weird. 1917 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,000 That's weird, right? 1918 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,000 Beatrice says, that's weird. 1919 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,000 Okay, Beatrice, calm down. 1920 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,000 It's all a bit. 1921 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,000 Okay. 1922 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,000 Yeah, it's much. 1923 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,000 It's much. 1924 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000 You have other life things going on? 1925 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000 I do not think this is about carriage, really. 1926 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,000 No. 1927 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000 Perhaps you talk to a therapist. 1928 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,000 It's a deep life story that I have going on. 1929 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,000 No, that's okay. 1930 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,000 I can't hear you from over here. 1931 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,000 Okay. 1932 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000 There's a nice man outside a cave in the woods. 1933 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000 I bet he'd want to talk about it. 1934 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000 I'll go find him. 1935 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,000 I get the feeling he'd talk all day if you gave him the chance. 1936 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,000 Yeah, 110%. 1937 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000 Sounds good. 1938 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000 All right, Beatrice walks off. 1939 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 It's all fine. 1940 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:37,000 But you know what we really think is that you were real. 1941 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000 You were real dick. 1942 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000 You were. 1943 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000 I beg your excuse me, what? 1944 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000 I said what I said. 1945 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000 It was supposed to be Teen Week. 1946 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000 They had a permit and everything. 1947 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,000 Yeah, but I paid more. 1948 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000 This is not how permit works. 1949 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000 Okay. 1950 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,000 There are rules. 1951 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000 Okay, so what is your solution then? 1952 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:57,000 We just have two parties in the middle of this flattanoosh? 1953 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000 Perhaps you have more. 1954 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:02,000 What is it when lots of people come? 1955 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 Like attendants? 1956 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000 Higher attendance. 1957 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000 Oh, higher attendance. 1958 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,000 Younger, cooler attendance. 1959 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Those are the people who would really set the stage for the next version of the 1960 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000 Philip Summer carriage. 1961 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000 That's very nice of you to try that, Percy. 1962 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000 That is nice. 1963 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000 Good job. 1964 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,000 But I think perhaps collaboration is a good idea. 1965 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,000 That sounds pretty nice. 1966 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000 I'd like to collaborate. 1967 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,000 Just ask Glim. 1968 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000 Glim knows how much we like to collaborate. 1969 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,000 She was supposed to be here, but she's not. 1970 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,000 That does not sound like good collaboration. 1971 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:39,000 So are you advocating for us to stop, collaborate, and listen? 1972 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000 Hillop's back with a brand new invention. 1973 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000 It's Teen Week. 1974 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000 I can't finish it when you end with Teen Week. 1975 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000 What is that? 1976 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000 Pass it off. 1977 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,000 And we fade out. 1978 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000 Every time. 1979 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Fucking Russ. 1980 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,000 I thought it was week, not like Teen Week orange. 1981 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:02,000 Like he just always throws in some word that's impossible. 1982 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000 Teen Week Syzygy. 1983 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,000 Why would you say that? 1984 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Oh, no, you know what? 1985 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000 I could rhyme that. 1986 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000 Synergy. 1987 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,000 Yeah. 1988 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:14,000 And as we fade out over everybody just confused over the last sentence that 1989 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000 Hillop said. 1990 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000 The teens are getting long. 1991 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000 The summer carriage show is happening. 1992 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,000 I'm sorry. 1993 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,000 What? 1994 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,000 What are the teens doing? 1995 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000 The teens are getting long? 1996 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000 Getting along. 1997 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,000 That's not because you said it. 1998 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,000 Carl and I both heard it. 1999 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000 I was like, will the teens... 2000 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000 Carl heard it. 2001 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,000 Really? 2002 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,000 Carl doesn't know what's going on. 2003 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,000 Carl knows. 2004 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:41,000 And we fade out on the scene as the teens are getting along with all of the 2005 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:46,000 summer carriage show, folks, which may or may not be back for its biannual 2006 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,000 second, second annual, biannual return. 2007 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,000 Guys, there's so much fucking going on in the back pools of those carriages. 2008 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,000 I got to say. 2009 01:16:54,000 --> 01:17:03,000 There's a whole sub Flammie Kins festival that is happening simultaneously with 2010 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,000 the carriage show. 2011 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000 If you know, you know. 2012 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,000 You know. 2013 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,000 Yeah. 2014 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000 If you don't, you're Beatrice and you're out there. 2015 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,000 I don't want to talk to Grancis. 2016 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:18,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons, Subterfuge and Flatter News, a Patreon improv live 2017 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,000 show. 2018 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,000 Hey, if you want to join us at one of these, we have one coming up 2019 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,000 very soon. 2020 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,000 Join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 2021 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,000 And on November 28th, 2023, we're having another live show. 2022 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,000 The last one of 2023 and getting ready for the new year because we're 2023 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,000 going to be doing a whole lot more coming up very, very soon. 2024 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,000 Sorry. 2025 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,000 Credits. 2026 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,000 This episode start Amy More as Night Hunter. 2027 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000 Carla Maxted as Elia. 2028 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,000 Tom Laird as Perseus and Russ More as your dungeon master. 2029 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,000 Dialogue editing and sound design by Russ More. 2030 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000 This episode featured music and sound effects from Epidemic Sound. 2031 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000 A huge thank you to our supporting producers. 2032 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:58,000 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 2033 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:02,000 Christian Brown, Perry Matey, Onger Ong Kiersen, Craig Zeiss, 2034 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,000 Old School Gamer D, Kayla Littlejohn, L.A. 2035 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,000 Branton, Nathaniel Teeter, Luna and Aaron. 2036 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,000 Join us today at any tier and get a seven day free trial, which 2037 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,000 gives you access not only to the live show, but all the amazing 2038 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000 content we have over there. 2039 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000 Hundreds of episodes. 2040 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,000 If you're without something to listen to, like, come on over. 2041 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,000 We've got it for you. 2042 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,000 Anyways, we hope to see you at the live show. 2043 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,000 We're getting ready for season three, which is coming very, 2044 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,000 very soon. 2045 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000 January 2024. 2046 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,000 It's coming. 2047 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,000 I'm just going to say it until it happens. 2048 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000 We're recording. 2049 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,000 We're planning. 2050 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,000 We're doing all the things. 2051 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,000 It's going to be a blast. 2052 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000 And we can't wait to share it with you. 2053 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000 All right. 2054 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000 That's the end. 2055 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,000 Or is it? 2056 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,000 We'll talk to you soon. 2057 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,000 OK, bye. 2058 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,000 This is a post credit scene now. 2059 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,000 We see the back door of one of the carriages open and Night 2060 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:55,000 Hunter's boots step down and the door closes. 2061 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,000 She does move fast. 2062 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,000 Setting you up to use it as a toilet. 2063 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:13,000 I had read with hand slapping against steamed windows and then 2064 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,000 you said that rest. 2065 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,000 And I was like, Oh, God, did we just it happen? 2066 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,000 It just happened. 2067 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000 It just did. 2068 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,000 It happened. 2069 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,000 Oh, my God. 2070 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,000 We got it. 2071 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,000 Wow. 2072 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:26,000 Second annual summer carriage. 2073 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,000 Yeah. 2074 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,000 Biannual. 2075 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000 Inaugural. 2076 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,000 Inaugural. 2077 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,000 Sponsored. 2078 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,000 Inaugural. 2079 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,000 Inaugural. 2080 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,000 Inaugural. 2081 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,000 Inaugural. 2082 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,000 Biannual. 2083 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,000 Inaugural. 2084 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,000 Inaugural. 2085 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,000 Inaugural. 2086 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000 Inaugural. 2087 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,000 Inaugural. 2088 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000 Inaugural. 2089 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,000 Inaugural. 2090 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,000 It's the best place to have your first fuck. 2091 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,000 I think so. 2092 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,000 I think so, too. 2093 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,000 Yeah. 2094 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,000 And that's the episode everybody. 2095 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,000 Yay. 2096 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,000 Great ideas, patrons. 2097 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,000 Wow. 2098 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000 You guys are awesome. 2099 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,000 Oh, Jesus. 2100 01:19:53,000 --> 01:20:00,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.